Asshole Rules The Navy lyrics - Iggy Pop (feat. A Hawk And A Hacksaw)

Let us sing a bit of good old Captain Kitt

Who sat one morning early in the head

A bee came flying past and it stung him on the ass

And this is what the gallant captain said

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea

If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -

You'll get no ass from me

Now we'll hear some rhymes of Yeoman Second Grimes

Who ran the hook that hoisted up the mail

One day as he stood watch it caught him in the crotch

And he cried as he went flying o'er the rail, "It doesn't matter!..."

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea

If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -

You'll get no ass from me

And now to end my song I'll sing of AB Long

Whose member was not like his name at all

When asked if he would tell how he got along so well

His answer simply was as I recall, "It's very simple…"

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea

If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -

You'll get no ass from me-e-e-eee

If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -

You'll get no ass from me